| Oh dear, you seem to have stumbled across my old (and I mean old -- circa 1998 or so) homepage. Unless you're in the grips of a serious nostalgia fit or really enjoy bad web design, you probably want to be here instead. | 
| 01011010100101...sysSTAT... 1001010101010001101...UPtime... 011101100010101...DIRECT READOUT: | 
 
| 
Blah. Blah. Blah. | 
The Gallery | 
| 
My Minions Are Everywhere | 
Points of Departure | 
| 
Who Am Us, anyways? | 
Hear me on NPR! | 
| 
Ph33r my el33t W3bc4m! | 
Email for Mehls | 
| 
My PGP (2.6.2/RSA) public key. | 
Buy me presents | 
| ![[Extraneous Image, pay no mind.]](images/TSA-bosch.gif)  | 
 | ||