Standard Disclaimers Apply:

• I don't guarantee that any photos here are work-safe, family-safe, children-safe, refined-sense-of-asthetics-safe, or monitor-safe. Photos may be out of focus, mis-framed, over- or under-exposed. Subjects may not correspond to your personal definitions of attractive, interesting or even human. Suck it up and cope.


• If it's not interesting to you, it's probably because you're not the audience. (The audience may very well be just me.)


• I'm not a bad photographer, you're just funny-looking.


• It's not red-eye, you were possessed by Satan.


• Snarky captions were dictated to me by extraterrestials; I take no responsibility.


• If you really don't like it, and you're in it, I'll take it down or crop you out at my discretion. Let me know.


• If you don't like it and you're not in it, you would need a scanning electron microscope to see how much I care. Tell someone who does.


• All photographs are Copyright 1998-2006 by Nathan J. Mehl. Permission is freely granted for those appearing in the photos to make copies for personal use; all other distribution rights are reserved. That's not just a funny saying, it's the law.


• If for some reason you want to use any of these photos for some purpose other than personal viewing, drop me a line and we can discuss it. I'll probably say yes if you ask nicely.