#!/usr/local/bin/perl use CGI; use Date::Calc qw( Today_and_Now Delta_YMDHMS ) ; $query = new CGI; print $query->header; print < Have You Seen This Man?
 Bush Press Conference Clock 

As of right now, it has been:

EOT # March 06 20:54:00 EST 2003 $year1='2004'; $month1='4'; $day1='13'; $hour1='20'; $min1='31'; $sec1='0'; $now=time(); ($year2,$month2,$day2, $hour2,$min2,$sec2) = Today_and_Now(); ($D_y,$D_m,$D_d, $Dh,$Dm,$Ds) = Delta_YMDHMS($year1,$month1,$day1, $hour1,$min1,$sec1, $year2,$month2,$day2, $hour2,$min2,$sec2); print "$D_m months, $D_d days, $Dh hours, $Dm minutes and $Ds seconds"; if ( $hour2 > 12 ) { $hour2 = $hour2 - 12; } print < *

...since the end of George W. Bush's last press conference with open questions on American soil.
(Or has it?)


It's $hour2 o'clock (GMT-5)... do you know where your President is?




















* Counting from $hour1:$min1 Eastern (GMT-5) Time  

** There is strong reason to believe that the question-and-answer section of the 6 March 2003 "Press Conference" was scripted. If it happened once, it probably happened multiple times.  

Corrections and updates happily accepted. Hate mail will be edited to make you look even more stupid and then posted with any personal information about you that I can gather. (Or just ignored.)
EOT exit 0;